I Heart Taxes

I know it's weird, but I love tax time. There's just something magical about going through all that paperwork I've been collecting all year. It's a time to get organized, add things up, and maybe get a little money back. This year I was a little bit worried because I was freelance for a couple of months back in 2007, and I thought because of that, I might get nailed. And not in the way I enjoy. I set aside money for just that reason, and was very careful to not accidentally
spend it on clothes or gum. So I went to see my accountant last night and I was very excited to see what happened when he
plugged all of my numbers into his magical computer tax program. It turned out that not only did I not have to pay, I am actually going to get money back! I was so excited I wanted to jump up and kiss M.M.'s wrinkly face. But I held it together until I left his place and then went and bought the largest bag of cocaine I could find.
God bless America.