So I finally ran into Natalie Portman yesterday. She's been working in my office all week and I had yet to have a sighting. But we used the bathroom at the same time last night and then we took the elevator out together.
We had brief small talk in the bathroom about paper towels, and then when we got out of the elevator and onto the street, I asked her what she was working on at the office. We chatted on the street for a minute and then I told her to have a good night and we parted ways. She was nice and friendly and pretty. But I couldn't help but notice that she had the body of an 8 year old boy. It actually made me feel kinda good about myself. Well, from the neck down anyway.
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